The Ultimate Guide To Talking Dirty

The Ultimate Guide To Talking Dirty
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“When you try my guide to talking dirty And find out just how much of an improvement you see In your relationship, you will know that dirty talk really works! Learn why my guide is the BEST way to help you spark the passion!”

Truth #1: “We know one thing: no sex equals unhappiness.”

Truth #2: “Lack of sex is one of the top three reasons why married couples divorce.”

Truth #3: “SEVEN solid reasons why sex is GREAT!“

Dear Friend

If I told you that in the next 5 minutes you could be talking dirty and driving your man crazy with desire, would you believe me?

Well, if I were in your shoes, I would be a little hesitant as well, but, it is true.

I know how you feel about wanting your man to love you unconditionally, and there isn’t anything wrong with that. The problem is men are visual creatures by nature, and this causes them to only want what they see.

My guide will explain the things you need to do to make your man think about you even if you are not around. You will plant little seeds all the time that will drive him crazy to be with you. This all can be done by simply saying a few dirty words at the right time, and I’ll explain exactly what to do and when in full detail below.

Ready? Here we go…

Men LOVE sex.

Truth #1: “We know one thing: no sex equals unhappiness.”

(source 😛 rofessor Edward Laumann, Author: The Social Organization of Sexuality

And for the most part women love to be made love to, sometimes we want to have it hardcore, but let’s face up to the truth here ladies, most of the times it would be perfect if our man knows how to talk dirty as well and mix it up a little bit.

Let’s look at it this way:

This is the 21st century and women can’t just lay down on their back and expect magic to happen.

There are plenty of women out there who would do much more for a few hundred dollars PLUS, the verdict is in, most men AND women cheat because of a lack of passion in the relationship.

Truth #2: “Lack of sex is one of the top three reasons why married couples divorce.”

(source: Creighton University Center for Marriage and Family)

If you want to keep your man, weather you are married or are a couple, you, as the woman have got to take to task your part of the relationship and do what it takes to keep your man.

You’ve got to put in the microscopic amount of effort if you want to have a rewarding, happy relationship.

Truth #3: “SEVEN solid reasons why sex is GREAT!“

(source: CBSNews.com) Here’s a quick list of reasons why good sex is great!

1. Makes you peaceful: researchers in Scotland found that frequent sex leads to lowered diastolic blood pressure allowing you to be more calm in stressful situations1.

2. Boosts your ability to combat sickness: having sex once or twice a week means that you’ll have more Immunoglobulin A, also known as IgA, which protects your body against infections.

3. Is a great workout: having sex less than two dozen times at an hour each session will melt off 3,570 calories.”Sex is a great mode of exercise”: Dr. Patti Britton, President Association of Sexuality Educators and Therapists

4. Boosts your self-esteem: one of the reasons why people have sex…” Archives of Sexual Behavior, University of Texas

5. Strengthens the bond with your lover: Sex and orgasms increases the amount of oxytocin in your body: University of Pittsburgh. “Oxytocin allows us to feel the urge to nurture and bond.” – Dr.Britton

6. Helps you rest better: Researchers also say that oxytocin released after intercourse helps promote better sleep, which causes a whole host of goodie benefits like maintaining a healthy weight.

7. Reduces pain: After intercourse, endorphins flood the body and this causes you to almost erase pains headaches, arthritis and even PMS symptoms.

Fhew!

That’s a whole lot of points for the right kind of lovin’.

Now that you know the many awesome benefits that come along with sex, you’ll understand why you might want to ask yourself this question…

What Could Happen When You Don’t…

It is very clear that there are options on the table for any guy out there.

IToday’s men have a whole range of choice when it comes to women, dating and their urges.

There’s social escorts, sometimes costing thousands and don’t forget online friend finders and similar internet services.

Then there’s mail order brides, even though these brides cost anywhere between $5,000.00 to $12,500.00 men are willing to shell out this kind of money for someone he believes will fulfill him.

And if that doesn’t get him revved up, internet pornographic materials will. And its growing at a head splitting rate.

In 1986 less than 2,000 porn titles hit the market, in the year 2000, there were more than 10,000 titles.

I hope It’s crystal clear to you now, that there’s a whole host of options for men out there…

…the question is, what are you doing to make him stick to you?

Find Out If You Are A Good Lover

(tick the relevant boxes below)

These five lover characteristics come from a condensed version of articles about being a good lover from Jurgita.com and AskMen.com.

DO YOU…

“Start The Play”. When you make love to your man, does he make the first move all the time? If this is the case, you’re heading for troubled waters. Men want their woman to show interest in them and make the first move too sometimes.

“Keep It Fresh”. Sex is great, but missionary all day, everyday, makes it tiresome and dull and will make him think twice about getting it again next time.

“Stay Clean In And Out”. ou might not know this, but here’s how to keep it tasting good ‘down there’:, eat pineapples. Not kidding here, pineapples contain a certain type of chemical that makes you taste good. Also, it’s a good idea to shower before any romping session. A “dirty” partner is the last thing you want when turned on, goes the same for him too…

“Stay In School”. This is a variation of “Keep It Fresh”. What it means is that you learn more tricks of the trade. Learn what makes a man excited and how a man’s mind and body works. (more on how men work revealed further down the page)

“Use Your Mouth”. Few people actually know that many men are desperate to hear some beautifully dirty phrases flying out their woman’s mouth. A cuss here, a dirty phrase there, makes them happier than a kid in a candy store.

THE RESULTS…

If you’ve (ticked) 1-2 boxes, you need to stop reading this page and ask yourself if you even like the man you’re with.

If you’ve got 3-4 (ticked) congratulations, you’re almost there, read the rest of this report to find out how to talk dirty and be such a good lover your man will start drooling all over the place.


If you’ve got all 5 (ticked) well, you’re probably bluffing, because, the last lover characteristic, was actually a “trick question”… Why?

Because I’m the only expert I know on dirty talking, and I’ve got lots to teach you. Read on…

The Ultimate Guide To Talking Dirty Nympho Edition!

(make your man weak in the knees for you every time)

How to talk dirty and always sound sexy even on a “bad” night… page 6

Secrets of saying dirty phrases the right way that get him harder than a rock… page 18

How to turn boring phrases into sexually loaded turn on’s… page 11

9 red-hot ways to almost hypnotically implant sexual images into your man’s mind, making him feel hotter for you than a furnace… page 12-14

Quick and easy ways to blend the “dirty talk” mindset into your day to day life to bring you hours of passionate and spontaneous love-making… page 15

Whisper These Into Your Man’s Ear Right NOW

(and watch as he gets hot for you instantly.)

I’m about to give you a preview of things to come, if you’re up for it, here’s a list of 15 dirty talk phrases.


Just go up to your man the moment you can and gently whisper a handful of your favorite ones into his ear and watch what happens.

01

“I love the way you kiss me…especially when you kiss me there!”

02

“I want to get naked with you right now.”

03

“Do you like the way that feels?”

04

“Use your mouth on me.”

05

“I love the things you do with your tongue.”

06

“You’re so damn gorgeous.”

07

“Want to see what I really want? Come closer…”

08

“Tell me what you want.”

09

“This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life.”

10

“It drives me crazy when you look at me that way…”

12

“Come over here and ride me hard.”

His eyes will stand still, his jaw will drop slightly, and he’ll start to breathe heavy.

As you read all of the list of 15 dirty phrases above, I’m willing to bet that you felt slightly naughty, and maybe even turned on.

If you think this is good news, wait till you get your hands on the Nympho Edition of the downloadable dirty talking guide in digital format.

Then, you’ll discover for yourself how powerful this stuff really is.

You’ll find out…

Dirty talk instantly throws convention out the front door and allows your imagination to run rampant page 4

Big Question: “If you can talk dirty in bed… what else can you do?

Could you really be that woman who takes charge even outside the bedroom? Page 4

The most important part of dirty talk doesn’t have anything to do with words find out what is the most important part on page 5

Master the art of NEVER sounding corny ever again. Always sound sexy and turn on-ish… page 6

Hint: Drop kisses down his chest while you whisper that you want to taste him.

17 Not-So-Dirty phrases guaranteed to rev up his love engine to the max… as long as you say them right … page 6-7

Why you should look straight into his eyes, this one simple thing can turn him on in more ways than one… page 7

5 Step Method To Talking Dirty

I understand that as you read this report, you might be thinking to yourself, “I can’t talk dirty, that’s not who I am.”

That is why I structured the Dirty Talking Guide to contain five levels of dirty talk, starting from the beginning phase all the way to hard-core.

Here’s what the steps look like.

1. Sexy Sounds: start out with moaning, heavy breathing and even screaming in pleasure

2. Not So Dirty, Dirty Talk: telling your lover that they are doing it right, “baby, that feels so good when you touch me there” or “I like it when you do that, do it again”

3. Fine Tuned Dirty Talk: this is the level where you add some spark into your talk. “Slide yourself inside me now,” or “I want to feel that in my mouth.”

4. Fantasy Dirty Talk: here’s where the girls get separated from the women. Tell your lover to reveal their most deepest fantasy and YOU will make it real for them.

5. Hardcore Dirty Talk: when you’ve finally got the “brass balls” to reach this level of raw expression and absolutely honest communication, get ready for lots of steamy action every time.

PLUS – all of these five levels are covered as you go along page by page in my dirty talking guide, you’ll also discover …

The # 1 most best way to talk dirty that’ll explode his pants off faster than a heart beat … page 7

Where does dirty talk start?… not in the bed-room, or on your lips, the answer might be a little obvious but overlooked by many. Page 8

12 memory recall exercises you can do instantly that opens the floodgates for making you feel hot right now… page 8

The fastest way to learn about how you want it, say the words out loud when m———– alone… page 9

A fool proof way to filtering out words which turn you off and words that make you hot and bothered… page 9

Or Else!

With so many couples splitting over the tiniest of details these days, it’s not too far fetched to imagine seeing yourself in the courtroom getting verbally nasty at your ex-lover’s lawyer.

Screaming and yelling at the top of your lungs about how much of a bad person your ex-lover is.

Couples who’ve been married 15 years go through this, if you don’t defend your love by being there for your man… who else will?

nd if you’re not married, well, suffice it to say nasty breakups can have effects that last years eating up your mental Health, your physical Health, and chipping at your emotions for a long time.

After all is said and done, the financial toll from hiring a lawyer in court, a shrink on a couch, pills and other medications from a unhealthy breakup could wind up costing you thousands of dollars.

That’s why you need to get your hands on the fastest way to please your man so that he’ll feel happy, and in turn, start pleasing you

It’s All About Love.

Imagine a relationship which is fulfilling, where every morning you greet your lover with a smile and a kiss on the lips.

Followed by a warm and tight hug.

You feel overflowing with joy and contentment, something you’ve wanted for the longest time you’ve finally got a chance to feel once again.

Completely loving the man you’re with and being treated like a princess by your man, it’s like a fairy tale come true.

To think, all this, in exchange for getting good at giving your man what he wants.

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Talk Dirty Start to Finish

Why Talk Dirty?

The Most Important Part

Dirty Talk Doesn’t Have to Be Dirty

How Do I Get There?

Where to Get Ideas

Putting Words in Your Mouth

Creative Images in Everyday Life

Fine-Tuning Your Bedroom Talk

Naughty Role Playing Tips and Tricks

Those “Whoa!” Moments

Taking It Further: Phone Sex

Getting Hard-Core

Now That You’ve Done It

Setting the Stage

Taking It Further: Phone Sex

Make it Quick! Dirty Texting

Playing Online: Cybersex and Email

Dirty Talk in Public

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